A Chunsa’s Rant

Sometimes we tend to keep quiet about certain things because saying too much might worsen the situation. But there are times when one has to release some bottled up feelings to unload a burdened he…

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[01/19/2014] JParty in the Philippines to celebrate Kim Jaejoong’s 29th Birthday



The JYJ Lovers in the Philippines held an event last Sunday, January 19, 2014 at the Drake Room of Discovery Suites in Ortigas to celebrate Kim Jaejoong’s 29th birthday. An announcement was made about a week and a half before the party and all the slots were immediately filled prompting us to request the venue to accommodate more guests.






On the day of the party, fans came early for registration. We were still setting up the venue with tarpaulin, posters, pictures, balloons, cake table, props, and prizes when attendees started arriving. Early birds were so eager to help us out. It was a fangirling, fandom bonding moment.




The program started with a prayer for Jaejoong’s good health and continued success. The afternoon was filled with fun and laughter as the attendees actively participated in the JAE-themed games prepared by the admins. The first game that took place was caled…

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So many dramas, so little time. Along with all these dramas come my never-ending list of actor crushes. I would love to list them all down but that would probably take me about a week or so to write up. My love for all these actors knows no categorical limitations. I don’t care if the actor is young or old, tall or short, with a background in musicals or the catwalk – all I need is sizzling onscreen charisma and I’m yours.

So here I attempt to group my favorite Korean actors into convenient categories. Let the sorting begin…

1. The Idol Actor – A lot of people cringe at the thought of all these idol stars making their way into Korean dramas and movies, but not all idol actors are bad news. There are several handful of idols who have given acting a shot with successful results. World Star Rain, himself, is an idol who has made quite a name for himself as an actor, not just in Chungmuro but in Hollywood as well. Following in his footsteps are some of today’s hottest young stars, and my favorites have to be JYJ’s Park Yoochun (Rooftop PrinceI Miss You), Big Bang’s T.O.P (71: Into the FireCommitment), Beast’s Lee Gi-kwang (My Friend Is Still AliveMe Too Flower), and Seo In-guk (Reply 1997The Master’s Sun).

2. The Model Actor – Having models in our dramas is not a new thing. A lot of actors started out gracing catwalks and fashion spreads before hitting the screens. Stars like Cha Seung-won, Jo In-sung, Gong Yoo, and So Ji-sub first found success as models before being cast in dramas and movies. The trend of turning models into actors is far from over and the past few years has churned out quite a number of successful crossovers. And there’s no point in guessing who my favorites are. It’s quite easy. They’re all of your favorites too, you see: Kim Woo-bin (School 2013The Heirs), Lee Jong-suk (School 2013I Hear Your Voice), Lee Soo-hyuk (White ChristmasWhat’s Up), Hong Jong-hyun (Dating Agency: CyranoWhite Christmas), Sung Joon (Shut Up Flower Boy BandI Need Romance 3), and Ahn Jae-hyun (You From Another Star).

3. The Ahjussi Actor – It doesn’t matter how old they get, a hot man is a hot man is a hot man. It doesn’t help either that most of these men have kept fit, if not fitter now than they were 10 years ago, and have quite the chocolate abs to prove it. And the wrinkles, I actually find sexy. Don’t you think? I mean, take a look as some of my favorite ahjussis: Cha Seung-won (Greatest Love), Kim Seung-woo (Miss Ripley), Lee Beom-soo (Prime Minister and I), and Jung Woo-sung (Cold Eyes). There are several actors whom I love that I’m not quite sure falls under the ahjussi category quite yet (specially since I’m not a hormonal teenager but a rational adult,psych!) but would not be considered an oppa to a majority of k-pop fans. Actors like So Ji-sub (AlwaysThe Master’s Sun), Uhm Tae-woong (Architecture 101Equator Man), or Choi Won-young (The Heirs) are not quite old enough for me to call ahjussi, but are not quite oppas either. But they’re all gorgeous, nonetheless.

4. The Musical Actor – Loving music and loving dramas is one thing, but I’m also a huge fan of theater and Broadway musicals, and seeing all these actors in productions of Grease or Spring Awakening is just too much for my little fangirl heart. And I don’t mean actors who eventually found their way into theater. I’m talking about actors who started out in theater but now have veritable drama and film careers, like Joo Won (Gaksital,Good Doctor), Jo Jung-suk (The King 2 HeartsYou’re The Best Lee Soon-shin), Kang Ha-neul (MonstarThe Heirs), Lee Sun-kyun (Coffee PrinceMiss Korea), and Oh Man-seok (What’s UpThe Vineyard Man).

5. The Jailbait Actor – Unfortunately, there are a handful of child actors who I love that are way too young for me to even be looking at. Even more unfortunate, for me, is that some of them really don’t look their age. Take Yeo Jin-goo (I Miss YouPotato Star 2013QR3) for example. The kid is 16 years old but looks and sounds like a man in his 20’s. There’s no doubt that kid is going places. At 16, he’s already romancing 23-year-old Ha Yeon-soo in their sitcom where he plays a 24-year-old web developer. Although, technically not jailbait anymore, these kids are still off limits: Yoo Seung-ho (Arang and the MagistrateI Miss You), Lee Hyun-woo (To The Beautiful You)and that other Lee Min-ho (Rooftop PrincePrime Minister and I).

Sharing a little more of Yeo Jin-goo just so y’all better understand my frustration over this kid. 
He’s only 16 years old. I can’t even.

I feel like I’m missing out on a bunch of other actors, but only because I couldn’t find a category to fit them into. Actors like Park Ki-woong or No Min-woo or Kim Soo-hyun are not on this list. Maybe a new category should be made just for the likes of them? The Pretty Actor? But aren’t they all?

source: surfingthehallyu

VIXX: From Boy Scouts in 2012 to Boy Voodoo Dolls in 2013 – Year in Review

  • VIXX Voodoo Poster
VIXX Voodoo Poster

VIXX started the year off with a bang when leader N tweeted I don’t want to be an idol…..I have to worry about cameras, managers;;; I can’t even date… It has to turn out well.. Ah I’m tired….. on January 3rd. Many fans were shocked until 3 days later when VIXX pre-released one of the songs from their upcoming album On and On. The song, “Don’t Want To Be an Idol”, is about the heartbreak an idol feels when he can’t be with the one he loves due to his status. However, to keep fans from suffering too much, VIXX then announced they had come up with an official name for their fans: ST☆RLIGHTS (Starlights). Finally, on January 17 the “On and On” single album and MV were released. Unfortunately, the MV was taken down later by VIXX due to ‘graphic content’. It was finally re-uploaded, in edited form, to VIXX’s official youtube channel in April, but by that time the promotional period was over. “On and On” was a much darker MV and than previous ones performed by VIXX but was received warmly by fans and non-fans alike.

On May 13 VIXX released the track list and teaser images for the title track of their first mini-album, “Hyde”. It was clear that the dark concept was being carried over from “On and On”, especially when the MV was released on May 20. The contrasting black and white outfits and opposing choreography during specific parts of the song showed off a creative aspect that had been slightly missing from the MVs released in VIXX’s debut year. This contributed greatly to the album’s popularity which resulted in a peak weekly chart position of 3 and a monthly position of 7.

On May 20th, in celebration of their first anniversary on May 24th, VIXX had a special fan meeting in Seoul. Fans around the world joined together in a massive project to donate rice wreaths in celebration. The numerous rice wreaths were placed at the fan meeting to show the international fan’s support. The total amount of donated rice was announced to be enough to feed 5000 underpriveledged children in Korea.

VIXX Releases Repackage Album Photos, 'Fresh and Natural'

VIXX Releases Repackage Album Photos, ‘Fresh and Natural’

In July, VIXX released teasers and a track list for their second mini-album, Jekyll, on July 25th. The title song for Jekyll, “대.다.나.아.너” or “G.R.8.U.” was released on July 31st and was a much more upbeat song than their previous 2 title songs and featured choreography by N. The MV itself continue to show off a creative side with VIXX performing the entire song backwards in a limited number of takes. VIXX’s popularity continued to improve, as seen by a peak monthly chart position of 3 and debuting on Bugs, Naver Music, and Soribada at number 1. To add to the excitement, 2 days before the MV release, VIXX staff officially announced the opening of the official fanclub which was to begin in September. Fans jumped at the news, especially when it was released that international fans were allowed to apply.

Official Poster

Official Poster

After seeing how popular VIXX was with overseas fans, in August Jellyfish announced a “Milky Way Showcase” tour that was to take place over October and November. This tour was in fact a mini world tour, with stops announced in Maylasia (October 20), Osaka (October 23), Tokyo (October 25), Stockholm (November 2), Milan (November 3), Dallas (November 8), and Los Angeles (November 10), followed by a Milky Way Finale in Seoul on November 17th.

However, before the tour began, VIXX participated in the Idol Star Championships, which were filmed on September 3rd. On September 4th, it was revealed that, while playing indoor soccer, Leo had injured his ankle. This injury kept Leo from performing with the other members for the G.R.8.U goodbye stages.

On October 5th, VIXX held the inaugural Fan Meeting for the official fanclub which required 2 separate meetings due to the number of domestic fans that had signed up. Unfortunately, even with each member performing an individual or duet stage, the events were slightly shadowed by the fact that Leo was still unable to perform with the other members due to his injury. Luckily it was revealed soon after that he would be healthy enough to dance when the Milky Way Showcase tour began.

VIXX collaborated on 2 singles with indie girl duet OKDAL. The two singles “Girls, Why?” and “I’m a Boy, You’re a Girl” were released on October 11th, with the MV for “Girls, Why?” being released the previous day on the 10th.

Not long after, while still finishing the Milky Way tour, VIXX again pre-released the song “Only U”, and respective MV, from their upcoming first full length album. The MV, released on November 8th, was a more mellow and slow song and was comprised of scenes shot just the previous week in Stockholm. This marked the first song released following Jellyfish’s agreement with CJ E&M Music to distribute its MVs and music.

November 20th saw the pre-release of the second song from the full length album. This song, titled “Voodoo Doll”, went back to the dark theme seen previously in “Hyde” and “On and On”. Due to its content, both the teasers and the original MV were given 19+ ratings. The official ‘clean’ version was released November 24th, a day before the album, titled Voodoo was released. VIXX also performed two separate choreographies for “Voodoo Doll” on music shows due to what was deemed ‘graphic content’. The original choreography portrayed the members miming stabbing themselves, and at times each other, with a voodoo stick, while the ‘censored’ choreography had them stabbing the floor instead.

VIXX after their First Music Show Win

VIXX after their First Music Show Win

But VIXX’s hard work paid off on December 6th when they won their very first music show. VIXX came in first on Music Bank by a large margin. Therefore, 10 days later, VIXX treated 300 selected fans to fried chicken in Seoul as they had promised. And just to make sure they were ending the year right, Jellyfish went and announced they would be releasing VIXX’s first special DVD in early 2014.

After going from zero to larger than life in 2012 & 2013, one can only imagine how 2014 will proceed for an amazingly talented group like VIXX

source: kpopstarz

‘Chocolate Love’: or Record contracts, corporate marketing, and the K-pop fan (that’s you)

Lately, I’ve been fielding a lot of questions of this nature:




So if you similarly wonder about:

1. How much money idols make?

2. How much both fans and idols are being played like suckers by entertainment companies?

Then this article has the answer, in both short and long form.


In short form, the answers are:

1. Fuck all.

2. A lot.

Those of you who hate long articles can now stop reading now because you already have your answers. But for the rest of you, all the gory details follow.


Let’s talk about K-pop idol contracts first. How fair are they?

When a label agrees to take on an artist, a contract is usually signed between the two parties. The contract is basically a written agreement that decides how business is going to work between the artist and the label. It includes things like the profit share, which is how much money per sale the label keeps versus how much the artist gets. A very small independent label in the west that’s feeling generous might split the profits 50/50 with the artist. Larger western labels usually take about 90% of the profit for themselves and the artist gets 10% … or less.

So why would anyone sign to the major label instead of the independent? You’d have to crazy, right? Well, the major label has a lot more reach. They can get you on the radio, on TV stations, they can do more advertising, fund your expensive touring, or whatever else because they’ve got a larger capital base to work from. So even though you’re earning less per unit, you have the potential to sell a lot more units and thereby make a larger profit anyway.

However, until those sales are made, how is the artist going to live? The answer is the “record company advance”. The record company often gives the artist a stack of money upfront (usually a few thousand for a small label, can be up to millions for high-profile A-list western artists) and says, “Here you go, this is for you to record your album and tour.” But this money is not a gift, it’s a loan. The artist now has a debt — money that they owe the record company. All money that the artist makes from record sales, touring, and whatever else goes toward paying off the debt first, so they’re “in the red” until it’s all paid back.

Whenever you hear about some artist being given a ridiculous shitload of cash and you wonder what the fuck possessed someone to just hand over a massive wad of money like that to someone who is already rich as fuck, it’s because whoever is giving them that money is expecting a return on their investment; they believe that the artist in question will be able to make all that money back, and then some.

But what happens if the artist runs out of advance money because recording their album costs more than they thought it would be, or it took longer, or they just have “expensive habits”? The label won’t let them starve, they will generally give them a wage … and that wage is also added onto the loan, so the artist is expected to essentially pay their own wages out of record sales and tours. And guess what else is also typically added onto the loan? All the promotional costs. Those expensive TV ads, the ads on the radio, the posters, expenses for a music video, the cost of making merchandise, all of this stuff gets thrown on top of the debt, and the artist has to make enough money to cover all that stuff.

But what if the record label keeps doing advertising and making music videos and spending money on promoting you at a faster rate than you can pay the money back? Well, er, um … welcome to how the majority of major label deals work. By continually keeping you in the promotional loop, a record label can keep you in debt as long as they want –- as soon as you’re about to break even, “Let’s do more ads and another music video!” and you’ve got a rising debt again, just like that.

Now a smart artist will insist on a clause where they can veto promotional expenses and set limits on what their label can add onto their debt. However, not many artists are that smart -– most of them are young, naive, and star-struck, and will sign any old bullshit some guy in a suit from a major label throws in their face. So unless the naive artist has an absolute MONSTER hit, they’re going to be in debt for the duration of their record company contract if the record company has their way.

Record companies are very good at spending money, and consider it their duty to spend every last bit of cash on pushing their artist. The mentality of people who work in this “expenses allocation” side of the business is “if my artist is making a profit, I’m not doing my job”. The artists that get really rich are the small handful who either were savvy enough to negotiate better contract terms, run their own business side of things themselves, and/or just made money a ton faster than their label could spend it. The other ones — the vast majority — are just on that survival wage and see about the same amount of money as they would in an entry-level retail job … maybe.

At then end of the contract term, any remaining debt is (usually) waived, but the artist usually didn’t see any payout either. The reality is they could have worked behind the counter at a supermarket checkout the whole time and seen similar income.

So that’s a typical western scenario that lays the groundwork for this article, but let’s look at what K-pop does differently.

Since I’ve never worked with a K-pop label myself, I don’t know the exact details of any contract, but just from observing things from the outside, a few basic things are fairly obvious to me as someone with general experience in this area.

Firstly, K-pop entertainment companies don’t tend to give artists cash advances so those artists can go spend it on recording/transport/food/hookers/drugs –- instead, they keep the artist closely under their wing and advance their artists goods and services. The company pays for all the artist’s living expenses and spend years training them and making their product. They provide accommodation, food, equipment, training from several different tutors, pay utilities, provide clothes, and whatever else. All of this isn’t cheap, of course. If the whole “family”-type marketing some of the bigger K-pop labels do has any truth in it, it’s probably only in the sense that the label spends money on their in-house artists in a similar fashion to how your parents spend money on you while you’re growing up.

So how much money is involved? If you’you’ve got parents in the close vicinity, go to them right now and ask them how much money they have spent, in total, on bringing you up over the last three years. Then (if they haven’t gone into hysterics or post-traumatic stress just from thinking about it) ask them how much extra money they would have had to spend if you also needed specialist private tutors in language, dancing, and singing during that time. Then multiply that total figure by the amount of girls or boys in a typical idol group. Gosh, suddenly we’ve got hundreds of thousands of dollars, maybe even millions. And this is just pre-debut training expenses, we haven’t even talked about making any music or videos yet!

So where do you supposed the entertainment company is going to source the money for all this? You guessed it — the idols’ eventual money-making activities. Existing labels can use previous successful activity to fund it, whereas a new label starting from scratch probably either needs a rich sponsor or a bank loan. But at the end of the day, the responsibility to make that money back rests on the members of the new idol group’s shoulders, or otherwise the whole business model isn’t sustainable.

So what would a K-pop artist’s contract look like, compared to a western artist? Is there any way they could negotiate a deal where they at least get some money?

Doubtful. Here’s why.

Say you’re a girl auditioning to be in some new five-member K-pop girl group and the people running the auditions have trimmed down the selection from 100 girls to about a dozen, including you. You get called into the office.

The CEO puts some paper and a pen in front of you. He says, “Here’s a contract – sign this, and we’ll put you in our training program and debut you in three years time”.

You weren’t born yesterday, so you read the contract over. You notice that this contract insists on strict adherence to the label’s schedule, you’re not allowed to see or contact your family, you have to eat their food, you don’t even get a wage, and it basically makes you their slave!

“But this contract is unfair!”, you protest.

What do you think their reaction will be?

Will it be, “What would YOU like to see in this contract? Maybe we can come to an agreement that suits everyone?”


Yeah, thought so.

Selection processes for idol groups are extremely competitive, and when you first approach an agency, you’re a nobody, so you have no bargaining power. If there’s not much separating you and the other girls who auditioned with you, there’s no reason why they would negotiate with you. If you protest they’ll just send you out the door and ask you to hold it open for the next girl to walk through. Sure, you might be a bit more talented, but so what? That’s what the three-year training program is for, to compensate for any talent shortfalls. Another girl might have to train a bit harder, but if they’re going to be more cooperative, then from the label’s point of view it’s a better investment to go with someone not as capable but willing to work hard to address any weaknesses. Less potential problems down the track, and it means the label can sign them with any contract they want.

Naturally, the time where K-pop artists probably DO get good contracts is one their initial contract expires and they get to sign a second contract. If they did well up until this point, they are now a known name, which means that they have bargaining power; they can name their terms to the company because they could now find a better deal elsewhere.

For example, there’s a good chance that Davichi‘s new contract with Core Contents Media doesn’t suck –- for CCM to get the group away from the new agency and back under their wing, they no doubt had to dangle a few appealing carrots. KARA members have been buying real estate recently, which suggests that they have disposable income –- so whatever agreement was made behind closed doors after the group’s dispute with DSP was no doubt more in KARA’s favor than whatever was happening previously.

You may now also understand why SM Entertainment’s ultra-long 13-year slave contractswere such a hot issue in the industry; by the time that 13 years is up, an artist’s time in the pop limelight may have already come and gone and they’ve wasted a decade of their life making pennies.

I’d guess that VERY few K-pop artists are rich, or even well-off.

Make no mistake, the examples given are the exception, not the rule. K-pop companies are good at giving their idols the appearance of affluence, but it’s simply not reality. All that shit you see them flaunting is either a rental or tacked on to the debt of the idols themselves.

So every time you hear about some new MV that came out where a crazy six-digit sumwas spent on things like set design and clothing, that’s all debt that the artist has to pay off. And suddenly, those don’t seem so cool.

When Block B didn’t get paid for over a year, they took their label to court and lost, because they just weren’t making any profit after expenses, so there simply wasn’t anything to pay them. They wouldn’t have been able to afford a cup of coffee, but their label was still spending megabucks on their promotions up until that point. This is a normal situation. Is it illegal? Not if the group agreed to it in the initial contract.

This should also put those “fan gifts” into context. The reason why some groups get so excited about their gifts is because it’s the only actual source of assets that many of them have! Remember when U-KISS members tried to get fans to buy them copies of a computer game? Why wouldn’t they just buy the copies themselves? Perhaps they’re typical teenage douchebags, or perhaps they’re just fucking broke, and their contract is that shitty that shelling out $50 for a computer game is not something that they can even afford (and they’re typical teenage douchebags).

So what about the product?

It might be helpful to talk about the supermarket industry (here comes the tangential point, a KPOPALYPSE staple!).

I knew a person who was a PR representative for a large food company. Her job was to deal with supermarket chain owners and manage their display of her company’s product, making sure that it is placed in premium spaces where people buy more of it (stay with me, this becomes relevant). There’s several tricks that supermarkets use to get people to buy more stuff:

Shopping centre supermarket plan iso flattened

However, how is it decided who gets those premium spaces? The answer has several terms, such as “cliffing” or “slotting fees”, but what it all basically amounts to is shelf space rental — the manufacturer pays the supermarket a fee to allow them to use the shelf space. How much are these fees? There’s no set figure, because it varies depending on what shelf space you want. Obviously shelf space that more customers buy from will be worth more than the little bit right down the bottom nobody notices.

The person I knew said her company spent “thousands”, but didn’t elaborate specifically. What she did say, was this: the supermarket chains she dealt with made more money off selling the shelf space to food manufacturers than they made from customers buying the product –- a LOT more.

This turns the consumer equation on its head. Here’s what someone would logically assume about a supermarket:

You = The Customer

On The Shelf = The Product

Supermarket = The Retailer

But really, from the supermarket’s point of view, it’s more like this:

Supermarket = The Retailer

Food Manufacturer = The Customer

You & Your Shelf Space Attention = The Product

In other words, they don’t give a shit about that favorite item you want because you’re not really the customer. You buy what the supermarket tells you to buy, and the companies pay supermarkets to tell you what to buy. Just wave to the checkout girls and smile because you’re just a cog in a machine that isn’t really even for you.

Keeping this example in mind, let’s get back to K-pop.

It’s no secret that there’s no money in selling music to the public anymore, as most people are downloading, either illegally for free, or, at best, for a fraction of the price that a full-length album used to cost. Most western groups make up for the fact that nobody’s buying albums by going on the road and making a shitload of money touring (which is why concert ticket prices have skyrocketed in the past 10 years). But most K-pop groups don’t do this either, so where is the money made? How can these companies and groups even afford to exist?

Let Bernie Cho of DFSB Kollective give you the answer:

At the 7:07 mark, he says: “The cold hard reality right now is music is actually no longer the business -– if anything, it’s become a business card. If it becomes popular, it leads to other opportunities, that is where they make money.

These other opportunities are commercial films (CFs), endorsements, and product placement. A idol’s music video has always been an advertiement, but it’s not just an advert to get you to buy the music. It’s also an advert to people who might like to use the young men and women in these things for advertising and product placement purposes.

The Korean entertainment companies are saying to manufacturers of ‘THINGS’, “Look at this group of guys, wouldn’t they look nice holding your product? They have lots of crazy rabid fans itching to buy anything associated with them.” So your idol is not even the product, rather, he is living, breathing shelf space, just waiting for a product to be associated with him.

CFs are self-explanatory and idols get paid a ton of money for these. We’ve all seen product placement in MVs too, where people are showing using phones or whatever else with the brand shown clearly to the camera. If the company is willing to pay a premium, some companies will just go, “Fuck it, let’s just make it a CF instead and do a song ABOUT the damn phone.”

You’ve also perhaps seen the reverse end of the scale which is stuff like this:


When a brand shows up incidentally in K-pop, if the person who owns that brand hasn’t paid a hefty sum in product placement fees, they blur it out. This isn’t product placement, it’s the lack of product placement. It’s the entertainment company saying, “Your advert could go here if you were to pay us”. (This use of the blur in MVs is different from TV shows, where they blur because it’s illegal to use product placement in that context, or has been until recently). The piss-poor looking retailer in the background sure as hell don’t look like they’ve got the money to pay for their logo to be displayed in a K-pop MV, so what you’re looking at in the above picture is an empty supermarket shelf.

Endorsements are common too, and they work with crazy fangirls who will buy any old shit as long as their idols are on it. I can’t count the amount of people I personally know who have bought “BEAST Instant Noodles”.


These have got to taste terrible, like all dried instant noodles do, but I’m sure there are crazy fangirls out there buying hundreds of these packets so they can “live off BEAST” in an emergency and feel close to their oppars. Having a “BEAST Noodle” inside them is probably as close as they will ever get to their wet dreams and favourite fanfics.

So just like in the supermarket situation, the amount of money that companies make selling you the music is positively dwarfed by the amount of money they make in selling idols’ marketing abilities to product manufacturers. So in this context:

You = The Customer

K-Pop Songs = The Product

Entertainment Company = The Retailer

Has now become:

Entertainment Company = The Retailer

Advertisers = The Customer

Idols = The Shelf Space

Your Attention To The Idols/Shelf Space = The Product

If people don’t pay attention to their idols and care about them, then those idols holding the latest mobile phone becomes worthless. It could just be any random person in that case. In this way, the manipulation of fan insanity is actually the engine that drives the moneymaking side of the industry. If you’ve ever seen an idol use something and thought, “Cool, I’ve got to get one of those!”, you’ll know that this works, and you know exactly how powerful a tactic it is.

So yes, you’re being manipulated, but hey, so are your favorite idols. And if after all these details you’re now thinking, “Well, this is shit!”, then I guess that’s another way you could interpret the lyrics of “Chocolate Love“, isn’t it?

Everyone sing along now.

source: asianjunkie